The big question on my mind has been: “How can I get exposure for my book?” I’ve read so many articles and blog posts that my eyes hurt and my mind has been left spinning. The answer I’ve come to: Who the frick knows! I mean heck, if I knew, I probably wouldn’t share it with the rest of the world. Actually, I know I wouldn’t share it. I would never share any of the marketing techniques I use for my small business either. I’m a greedy soul! I like to keep things to myself and fester in my knowledge. I’m the worst, I know.
But since my research proved futile I decided to study an example of someone who’s made it happen. Speaking of eyes hurting, yes, I read Fifty Shades of Grey. This research was also futile. I just don’t understand how Fifty Shades of Grey has been so successful! And a movie deal? How on earth is this going to be a movie? It’s a porno, right? I can’t be the only one that sees that. Definitely not appropriate for a movie theater. I will admit that it was pretty sexy (but not when Christian is torturing her…ugh). I don’t read erotica so I’m not sure if it’s superior to others in the category. But I know it was poorly written…and not even that original, since most of the overall concepts are stolen from Twilight (which I really liked). Somehow E. L. James has it all figured out though. And if that is what readers want I know that my book is going to be an epic failure. As Ana would say: “Triple Crap!”